Found the Camera!!

This week I decided I was going to bake. Well, here it is. My newest, latest, and maybe greatest invention yet. Baby Daddy Booze Cake. With, white chocolate cream cheese frosting and raspberry sauce with a crown of fresh berries. Oh, my! It's like a fudge in a cake. But better. mmmm

Just a little glimpse of my awesome Alaska tan (hahahahahahaha) Or, I just thought this was a great photo of my freckles. Why I'm publishing it I don't know.

 
Carol Anne, Mother, Grandmother, Spencer and I sitting around at Grandmother's apartment the day before Grandpa's funeral.

You thought I could actually leave Whit out of any post I had with anything Alaska? Nope, couldn't do it. Here she is in the ice caves. And, below...there I am as I've tapped into Mother Nature's deliciousness

Our first day in Juneau Whitney and I decided that Juneau was like Neverland. It was our Neverland. For some reason we didn't have a Peter, but I was Tink and Whit was a Lost Girl. We had our pirates (the pilots of Temsco) We had everything that Neverland would have had. So, on our hike to the ice caves that first year we stopped at this little covered bench that looks out over the glacier. While I was contemplating the meaning of life and other important issues Whit was busy leaving our mark for all posterity to view for years to come. On my visit back up there we decided we needed to take a look at our mark we'd left. Whit decided it was appropriate to update our timeline.

I can see clearly now

Last Easter morning I woke up to a foot and a half of snow piled up on my car. I got ready for church, put my heels on and went and waded through the snow to my car. I climbed in (without scraping the windshield. I don't do it when I'm in Jeans and sneakers, you think I'm gonna do it in heels and a knee length dress?), and hit the wipers. The snow all quickly cleared and I was left with a giant crack. Right where my rear view mirror attached to the windshield is where the mayhem began. The crack went up for 3 inches to the top of the window, and out to the each side a foot and a half. Now, this was not there the night before; nor did I even have a chip in my windshield.  Well, progressively this crack has grown into a very illegal and despicable interruption in the fluidity of my windshield. I'm so proud of what it has accomplished and become. It has now completely wrapped around and created an enormous, and complete, circle. So much so that when I go through the car wash I actually hold my windshield just so it won't break and fall through on me leaving me sudded and soaked. As I was driving down the freeway yesterday morning it's raining a proper rain. I hear that familiar thud. As soon as the wipers cleared the water I searched for the damage. I found it. A chip right in the center of my window, and smack dab in the middle of the circle crack. It's almost as though it's the epicenter and the crack is the ripple, although they happened in reverse order. Anyway, I digress. I was livid at this chip. How dare that rock create such an eyesore on my window. I can't believe how upset and frustrated I was at that chip. It was then that I realized the irony and total ridiculousity of my emotions at that  moment. I had become so proud of my complete circle crack that has overtook my entire windshield. And, that little chip that you can barely notice (especially in the enormity of the circle) had me so upset. I wonder what my therapist will say. (Well, I don't really wonder because I don't see a therapist so there will be no response when I tell my journal, which is my acting therapist.) So, now I'm determined to make up it up to that little chip for all those misplaced emotions. I can't wait until it spreads and creates a wheel/spoke effect with the circle. When the two combine it will be quite the little piece of art. ~~~I did have a photo of my precious little crack, but it is not allowed to be uploaded

Shopping for Sanity

Well, by the title of this post you may have your guesses where I'm gonna take this one...my frustrations and peeves with fellow shoppers. I went to Costco today. I love Costco! I can't get enough of it. I'd live in the store if they'd allow it. My frustrations begin starting at the fuel pump. I look down at my gas gauge this afternoon and realize that it's time. So, I pull into the parking lot, take all the back routes to avoid people; it works. I beat out everyone else who was headed in that direction. As I pull up there is a vehicle leaving, he's parked in front of another car that has just pulled  in. A Grandma fumbling to pull her cards out and get everything in order. So, I pull forward slide back into position. Just as my pump finished and clicked into gear I look and see Grandma getting into her Camry. As I put my cap  on I notice that she has backed up as though she's going to go forward. Well, this is where it all happens. She sees that I'm finished and getting into my car. So, she appears like she is going to do the smart thing and wait so she doesn't have to do the tricky tricky to get around my car. Well, that's not the smart thing to her, obviously. As I put my car in gear and roll a bit, Grandma decides that it's now the perfect time to jet out and around. Not gonna lie, I'm confused why she waited so long to do that. I mean, What was the point in waiting for me to completely finish before you cut in front. She then jets down the aisle to find a parking spot. I was gonna go down that aisle and had my blinker on, but Grandma cuts me off. Go for it dear, it's all yours. So, I go down the next aisle over and find a close spot right off the bat. I look over and Lady is 4 spots farther back than I am still waiting. Now Grandma, I appreciate you and your dashing out in a mad hurry, otherwise I would have gone down that aisle and I'd be waiting for a spot instead of getting right in. So, I go inside. I'm not too far in when I really start to get peeved. I go and look at some of the clothing. This Lady has stopped and is looking at the next table over; with her cart totally blocking the aisle. Now, I realize this is Costco and there are many many exciting things to see. But, I don't get how you can just stop without any thought to foot traffic around you. So, I quietly brush past her cart. Well, Lady has seen this and gives me a huge stinky crusty for moving her cart two inches so I can get by. Lady isn't even attached to her cart, so it doesn't bother her physical person at all. But, she was appalled at the gall that I had in moving her cart so I can sneak past. Well, I make my way down aisles trying to be considerate of the others around me. I'm making efforts not to be an obstacle they have to get past. I even pull over to the side as I see a group of four burly Dudes walking 4 abreast down the aisle (and not notice that people are trying to get by because they are checking me out...annoyance is not a good start Dudes). Now, the appallation hasn't really started just yet. Samples. Why do samples charge people up into their dumbest most inconsiderate self? They were sampling ready made philly cheesesteak sammies today. I normally don't bother if there isn't a sample ready to go. Or, if there is a line of any sort. But, I really wanted to taste this product before I purchased (delightful, just so you know. There was one good thing about the trip.) So, there is a man and his wife with a small child in the cart that had been waiting at least 5 minutes. I was browsing down an aisle or two before they were pulling them out of the cooker. Well, Sampleman pulls out the sammies out of the cooker and Guy and Kid jump in front of Patient Family and steal their samples out of their hands. Guy and Kid were no where near the scene except to rudely jump and grab the slice out the Family's hand. I couldn't believe it. So, I head over to the produce in search of nectarines. I see Woman approach them a split second before I do. Woman must have played some mean basketball, back when it was invented, because she had totally blocked out everyone from those nectarines. 5 minutes she was there. 5 minutes! To pick out some nectarines. What can you really be doing for 5 minutes with a nectarine container?! She was acting like they hadn't seen one another in years and needed to stop and catch up. She couldn't miss out on a single thing. She was the freaking nectarine whisperer. For 5 minutes! I wandered over to the plums next to the nectarines to see if I could get her to scootch for a bit and I could quickly grab a container while she continued with her micro inspection of every single nectarine on the pallet. No, she didn't scootch. I waited at least 2 more minutes for Woman to grab her nectarines and move enough for me to get in there. Then I go into the produce cooler. I need raspberries. Quick in and out. So, I put my cart in the corner out of the way so that traffic will not be impeded while I pick up a clamshell. Well, I go to grab my cart and get out, but I can't 3 Old Bags have blocked in my cart and are perusing the peppers. Now, I understand the need to pick out good produce. But, 2 things. #1, Costco is really great at keeping up on pulling bad produce out. #2, does it really take 3 years to pick out a thing of peppers, and do you really need to block everyone in the process? So, I decide after the produce incident I'll go get some yogurt-a calm aisle. Well, as I'm getting over to the yogurt aisle I see an Orange Juice Sampler at the head of the aisle. I'm planning on steering clear. No one is there so it should be easy to maneuver around. Wrong. Ma'am decides she wants a sample. So, she cuts in front of me and goes in for the sample. Now, this wasn't just a grab and go like most. No, Ma'am has decided that she's gonna turn this into a regular wine tasting. She stops, she smells, she swirls, she sips, and she looks to the heavens to contemplate the tastes of Kirkland Signature O.J. Now, why is this a problem? Because Ma'am is totally oblivious to anyone around her and has just totally held up all flow of shoppers while she has her out of body tasting experience. Finally she moves and we all resume shopping. After that I decided I needed to get out of the store. And, I can't imagine what it would have been like if it were a busy day. I am totally baffled at the complete lack of consideration for anyone else in the world. Or, maybe it's not lack of consideration, maybe they really are unaware that this is not their own private store. I just couldn't believe it. I am continually making a conscious effort not to be that person, so I just couldn't get over how many there were in one place at the same time today. The only thing that redeemed this trip is that Receipt Marker Chick was very nice and totally polite. It was a very sweet note to a very bitter trip.

I don't really have anything of much, or any, importance to report upon; but I feel like it's been much too long since I've reported anything. So, I suppose that I'll make up something to relay and report. Or, maybe I don't have to make anything up, I can just put a new spin on something. I have started cooking on my days off. Now, I'm really enjoying learning to cook new and different dishes. A few weeks ago I had a little dinner party. i had images of gourmet and delicious. As well as beautifully plated and so appetizing. None of those really came true. Except the gourmet. I decided that I'd make a veal dish. Now, I've never cooked veal before, but I was really excited about it. I got a recipe for veal scallopini. I totally botched it. I can't believe I ruined $50 of meat....but I did. I overcooked it. Like the one rule about beef is don't over cook it. I did. And, I made some delicious rice pilaf also. It tasted fantastic...but again it was overcooked from trying to keep it hot while company arrived. The one thing that totally turned out like I imagined was my nectarine tart. I love making sweets. I know how sugar contributes and what cinnamon, and all the other components of a sweet dish can really do for the end product. But, I don't get how many of the other spices change the flavor and integrity of a dish. Anyway, dinner didn't turn out at all like I expected. But, I did enjoy making and learning. And, the company was great. Since then I've also made a cream of garlic soup. mmmm. so tasty. The recipe calls for 4 head of garlic, and 4 onions and an entire loaf of french bread. It was so great. I also made a chocolate liqueur cake. It didn't turn out quite like I imagined, but I'll give it another go. I mean, really what else am I gonna do with all the left over liqueur? When I get the cake to turn out I'll top it with a delicious cream cheese white chocolate frosting with raspberry sauce. Oy, I salivate just thinking about the potential. Or the disaster. After I master that I've got nothing on the docket.... so for my 4 readers out there I would love recommendations, requests, and suggestions. I can make it and let you know if it was worth it and then you don't have to waste effort, time or ingredients. I'll do all the testing.  I expect the ideas to start rolling in asap